Why?

Why do old men smell like that?

Why do people blow their noses in restaurants?

Why do people in “before pictures” never smile?

Why do people with jacked up heels wear sandals?

Why do pastors collect offering if salvation is free?

Why do women with jacked up teeth wear lipstick?

Why does it matter which way the toilet paper is hung?

Why do people put capital letters in the middle of words?

Why do appliances break a month after warranties expire?

Why do people who are visibly upset say nothing is wrong?

Why are only “pretty” kidnapped girls featured in the media?

Why do people ask the last people in line if they are on line?

Why are cashiers in fast food restaurant commercials so polite?

Why are reality “stars” always in full make up and well dressed?

Why does someone with a comb over thinks he’s fooling others?

Why does the person sitting behind of you have to kick your chair?

Why aren’t commercials targeted to people who live in the ghetto?

Why do “celebrities” say over TV that they don’t watch/own a TV?

Why do people who breathe out next to you always have bad breath?

Why do pastors ask for a small offering but pass around huge baskets?

Why do contestants on Wheel of Fortune all have wonderful families?

Why are limousines tinted but people always want to be seen in them?

Why do Christians get tattoos of Jesus or wear toe rings marked Jesus?

Why would someone cut in front of you in traffic only to drive slowly?

Why do people still believe that it can’t happen in their neighborhood?

Why do people who smoke in cars with children, buckle their seatbelts?

Why is it okay to retie your shoe laces in public but not fix your wedgie?

Why do men with bad odor groom their hair and wear expensive clothes?

Why do detergent commercials show a person washing only one garment?

Why do zombies walk with their legs straight regardless of how they died?

Why do vacuum/broom/mop commercials all show brand new clean houses?

Why are people impressed with thug celebrities but not neighborhood thugs?

Why does the person standing behind of you in a line have to bump into you?

Why shouldn’t Michael Vick get a second chance when he didn’t kill anyone?

Why do people have parties and forget to clean the microwave and bathroom?

Why do people keep thousands of email in their inboxes that they will never read?

Why do ex-convicts pay their dues to society but can’t live with the rest of society?

Why do people say untimely death when no one knows how much time anyone has?

Why does a blank page have to say THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK?

Why can’t people smell their own body odor but are the first to smell someone else’s?

Why do people take medicine with deadly side effects and are surprised when they work?

Why don’t travelers remove the tags from their luggage until they are ready to travel again?

Why you can’t admit to a potential employer that in five years you see yourself in his seat?

Why is it no big deal if your arm itches, but if your butt does, it needs a good washing?

Why do people dye their hair that blonde if they are not going to dye their dark eyebrows?

Why do people go to bootleg doctors with hole in the wall offices and are surprised at the service?

Why do people drink water from a glass, rinse it out and put it in the dish drainer as if it is clean?

Why is everyone’s house in a Lifetime Movie Network movie a mansion no matter the occupation?

Why do parents call the police for their unruly children, knowing full well that they will be killed?

Why do parents want their children to be special, until they are, then they want them to be regular?

Why do sleeveless-wearing sweaty people have to rub next to others on public transportation?

Why do people act like they are so busy that they can’t call you, but suggest that you give them a call?

Why did all those Democratic “celebrities” in California vote for Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Why do house guests only make the bed on the last day, when you are going to change the sheets?

Why do comedians claim that they are not funny when they purposely say shit to make others laugh?

Why do doctors keep you waiting for over an hour, but if you are 15 minutes late, you have to reschedule?

Why do dentists and ophthalmologists have halitosis when gynecologists and proctologists don’t?

Why do entertainmers claim that they are so shy, when their job is to perform in front of thousands of people?

Why do superheroes rip their clothes off to reveal their costumes but then reappear in the same clothes…untattered?

Why do Black girls in commercials and sitcoms don’t have the same complexion or type of hair like the rest of their family?

Why I ponder these questions I don't know, but perspectively speaking, it is more relaxing than wondering why I let my kids stress me out, but miss them tremendously when they gone.